To the shelter

'To the shelter' is a phrase used in order to escape from obsessive girls, generally ex girlfriends but in some cases just general obsessiveness.

Example 1:
Girl 1: I still really like you
Guy 1: TO THE SHELTER!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Oh dude you don't wanna get with her
Guy 2: Oh, why not man?
Guy 1: I had to get my ass over to the shelter after I tapped that one
Definition 3:
Guy 1: Dude that bitch won't stop calling me!
Guy 2: Yo better get your ass to the shelter

by Three Kings of Orient July 31, 2009

German Bomb Shelter

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

Spam Shelter

A Spam Shelter is a place of refuge created on online message boards in times of intense Spamage. Role-playing is often prevalent at such times and talk of smoking weed and fighting the Spam often takes place.

The Totse member Ford Prefect created the first Spam Shelter when Totse was under a massive attack by Eight_ Mullato. The thread reached over 250 posts before unfortunately being deleted in a following Spam attack. Many similar topics have popped up since then.

by Taost June 30, 2006

Zomb Shelter

(n.) a safe haven for the living in a land of depraved people that have the wrong idea of how to give head

y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter

by pleasedammit August 7, 2015

Gimme Shelter

1969 song by The Rolling Stones off the album “Let it Bleed”.
This is the only version, all others are garbage.

Merry Clayton screaming on “Gimme Shelter” made me shit myself.

by boomer dude May 30, 2021

The Bomb Shelter

The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.

"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"

by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008

hotdog tornado shelter

When she (or he) gives you that absolute tornado sloppy toppy while your wearing a chastity cage.

Bro, my gf gave me a hotdog tornado shelter last night! It was high key rad af.

by DankVaselineDaddy October 20, 2022