sheistgeist

Derives from the German words, sheisse and geist. Literally, a shit-ghost or phantom shitter. This is a person who defecates outside of a proper facilty and in public places for the sole purpose of offending an unsuspecting passerby after such incident has taken place.

"Petty Officer Brown, did you hear the Captain's chair was hit by the sheistgeist while the ship was in port? The Captain has assigned a watch team in order to apprehend this malevolent perveyor of poop."

by BottomMover October 8, 2005

sheisted

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something

At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.

by Nehssa July 6, 2016

Sheiskopf

German for shithead

Rudy G says the dumbest things on fox, the sheiskopf

by Murray Haldanish October 4, 2019

mag sheist

The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.

"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

sheisty

Sheisty means someone is scandalous, stingy,does evil things and is two faced and is sneaky sneaky!

"Dude, did u know that Chad hid all his cards under the table when we were playing strip poker so he didn't have to get naked, how sheisty is that?"

by Amberface May 1, 2004

sheist/ sheisty

Suspicious; shady

Yo, he's lookin' sheisty. Keep an eye on him.

by G-G-G-Geisto April 16, 2003

Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008