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shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
by decimator1337 November 12, 2014
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Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher
by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021
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Forehead Shavecut

The funniest flash movie ever made. It doesn't have to make sense to be hilarious.
Hey Bob, have you seen Forehead Shavecut?
Bob: Yeah man, I love that movie. I wish Jesse Jones would make a sequel.
by Babby September 30, 2006
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shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.
by Maxsdad October 29, 2019
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Daniel Seaveys Dick

Its a good 15 inches my man
Daniel seaveys dick is 15 inches and its so large
by eatadick7277 January 6, 2019
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Shleave

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.
by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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