cock sheath

Any female. That's all they are in reality, something to put your cock in.

Hey look, there is a cock sheath with great tits!

by ollienz November 24, 2006

meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

by syst3mzero November 15, 2005

peep sheath

Sunglasses or any other eye wear.

"I lost my peep sheath again"

by sparksneon January 14, 2007

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

Santorum sheath

A lamb-skinned condom for ultra modern Catholics

The Netflix actor grabbed a Santorum sheath style condom from his nightstand.

by Coop Dupe April 24, 2017

Cock sheath

Ralph hooks

Yea man, she’s dating that cock sheath.

by soggymattress June 10, 2022