Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008

schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

Shwaysted

The act of being entirely waaaaay too drunk.

This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!

by The54thPhile October 16, 2009

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

shvasted

when you get real drunk and you try to tell people your wasted but it comes out SHVASTED!

jeff monkman every friday and saturday night is shvasted.

by [e-mail] December 8, 2006

Shassted

To get Shassted aka fucked up similar to that of making yourself look like one or any combination of an ass, cunt, or shat; similar to that of being a dick or douchebag via liquor and/ or alcohol and occasionally meth

Dude I got so Shassted last night

by Marcelous Wallace June 22, 2011

Scwasted

When one is out-of-this-world drunk.

"Yo I just took 6 shots of Fireball and drank 2 four loko's I'm so fuckin scwasted."

by Lil_Tomas December 17, 2019