A Shawqi is a very caring person who will go out of there way for anyone. A Shawqi will put themselves last most of the time to help others, outgoing, unpredictable,stern, and hard headed.
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They know how to put a smile on someone's face no matter what
They are the life of the party even when there isn't on
Everyone needs one in their life
Their flaw might be that they don't know when the joke ends
But everyone still loves them
They are the difference between having everything and having nothing
Knowing one of these people can change your life for the better.
"He is such a Shaumik"
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I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
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