shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Shamerbate

When a woman induces feelings of shame and self loathing in a man for masterbating

You wouldn’t be able to shamerbate me if you actually put out

by Madnax22 October 31, 2017

shatterball

stupid; dumb

Kathy Hernandez intentionally made a shatterball choice by bullying Daniel Onate-Miranda on purpose. Kathy got suspended for 1 tortnight.

by forehard bill July 24, 2018

Shitterbation sign

A sign used in prison/jail settings to alert others you are doin’ ur business....can serve dual purpose, hopefully at separate times.

Offender Smith had to drop a deuce so he put his shitterbation sign up so his celly would know to steer clear for a bit.

by H to the Izzo July 8, 2019

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.

Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"

by Pryzmus January 31, 2020

SCATERBATE

The act of jerking off while taking a shit. Usually done with both hands and no lube.

Jason`s loves to scaterbate every morning before starting his day at the bakery!

by jallen35 January 7, 2022