Shatner

A euphimism for the "s" word (shit)

The locker room hasn't been cleaned for so long, it smells like shatner!

by TROGDOR! April 10, 2003

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To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

by AzNtrash August 11, 2009

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A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 06, 2003

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Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

by Natasha July 16, 2003

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1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

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