Shamtats

A male who's genitalia is so small, he pees on his on balls.

Steve, you got a wet spont on the front of your pants.

I can't help it, I got DaShamtats.

by NAMEHTMi September 3, 2005

Shatamatafungi

Short for shit-mother-fucker. Can be used in mixed company and around children.

When the wrench slips and you bust your knuckle and there are people around so you yell "shatamatafungi".

by dumafach August 28, 2012

ShatMania

when 5 or more are shitting chronicly and happend to be metally brain fucked

did you see those fucking retards in the corner they had a shatmania

by Jay Littles January 19, 2008

Shagmate

Similar to friends with benefits. A Shagmate will have no issue in sleeping with their own friends. They do it simply when the moment presents itself without any thought of romantic attachment. Don't get drunk with a Shagmate.

Fellow Shagmates enjoy each other's company but very rarely admit to being a Shagmate.

Person 1:"Did you hear Susi and Kyle slept together last night?"

Person 2:"But Kyles a textbook Shagmate."

Person 1:"So's Susi apparently."

Person 2:"Goddam!"

by Vai Baggio August 16, 2016

Shatman

Someone who is never grateful no matter how much you do for them and always wants things his or her way.

Luke thinks Jerry was being such a Shatman for complaining about giving Jerry too many strawberries on his cake Luke baked for him making Jerry a Shatman.

by Usuak83 August 24, 2008

Shamatita

Shamatita : 1.(n)One who enjoys anal sex with wooden objects shaped like rappers.

2.(n) One who loves to finer bang random men's assholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).

That Shamatita had splinters in who vagin-whole.

by Gary February 20, 2004

shatman

the act of becoming really drunk to the point where one shit himself then throws up and then shits again

Bob: Wow, what the fuck happened last night that my pants are brown?
Joe: You pullled a shatman and after you reeked haha

by Nahooty December 23, 2009