shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. July 29, 2007

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009

STARTICLES

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

shartial

a partial shart

I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.

by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009

Sharticles

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

sharticipation

the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart

"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"

by Craig McRae July 18, 2006