Shitburger 

The stuffing of ones fist into their partners ass, pulling it out, and then rubbing ones closed hand all over their loved ones face.

Honey, tell me how this shitburger tastes on your teeth.

Shitburger by Dilles October 15, 2004

shatburgler 

The act of breaking and entering into a persons houses to recover fecal matter.

I swear Jimmy is a shatburgler; I always see him scoping out your bathroom.

shatburgler by Brendan Sanchez May 1, 2006

shaftbury 

When people come along and fuck up a situation that should be a good thing.

to shaftbury; Living in a house for free with good people that show respect to there surroundings followed by more people coming along and showing complete disrespect to the building and fucking up the final outcome of the state of the house.
To be shaftburied.

shaftbury by aquwa March 31, 2009

Shamburger

When you bite into the hamburger you special ordered, and realize that the patty was made of mystery (or fake) meat.

*Im hungry too but I'm not going there. There's nothing on the menu besides shamburgers."

Shamburger by Livleaux June 3, 2021

flipped a shitburger 

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.

"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."

flipped a shitburger by Ave. July 14, 2009

Shamburger

penis in ass hard stuck silver 4

hes a shamburger

Shamburger by Cofeve Lover 808 February 16, 2021

Shamburgled 

Bamboozled by Sham the man in any way.

*Loud noise, crashing sound or explosion*
What was that?
You've been Shamburgled.
NOOOOOO! (Sprints off to assess damage.

Shamburgled by BooflongBoofoften November 7, 2003