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sharperest

A word that the YouTuber known as jasonthesmarty fabricated, whilst trying to prove to one of their friends that "Sharpness", in a Minecraft Bed Wars video uploaded by superedgypants69 was the inferior choice to "Sharperest".
Sharperest - Better than sharpness, probably.
"Why try to get sharpness when you can get...sharper...est."
by emopantsu April 13, 2021
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shartersaus

when you need to go to the bathroom so bad you can smell it from yr ars
OH NO I HAVE SOME SHARTERSAUSE
by anonymous March 4, 2022
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Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.
"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."
by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022
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Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023
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the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.
When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.
by herobrine049X January 7, 2023
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not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop

It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.

From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
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