shareing

I am a dumbass who date guys with small dicks

“I am a dumbass because I spelt sharing as shareing”

by DumbRoast69 June 3, 2018

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011

shartenangst

The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.

While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.

Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.

by Capt Kevlar May 14, 2017

Shampeeing

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.

Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”

by taxevasion July 18, 2020

shardening

The act of grooming the carpet for lost meth or shards.

I caught my homeboy shardening his carpet he was hurting that bad.

by felon481 February 4, 2010

Harpening

Saying ones feeling that another doesn’t like

She was harpening over some bullshit even after I told her to be quiet

by Roberto sluma January 24, 2018

sharpieing

The act of using a sharpie; drawing with a sharpie. Usually used on meticulous or long projects that need sharpies.

Don't touch my hand while I'm sharpieing!

by Candycape:) October 9, 2018