Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
by Geranimo October 3, 2007
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Past tense of sharpened
by Sharpened September 10, 2018
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Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
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"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
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Get the Pencil Sharpener mug.A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:
It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!
Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.
Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.
Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006
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