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sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.
"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"
by Swade33 December 16, 2013
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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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Shartonnay

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013
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Sharkstank

A free speech site started by roller24.
Damn, all those damn trolls from the sharks tank are here again.
by roller24 April 30, 2004
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shalton

Someone who has a big ass dick and is a women's dream
Girls do you know my boyfriend shalton pipes me down every night
by Shalton July 1, 2017
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Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.
by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010
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Smallstones

One who thinks highly of himself when obviously he is not. He may also try to fit in and fail.
Wow look at that smallstones i wish i was him... Oh wait NOPE!
by C Phibs May 28, 2010
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