sarbear

the best girlfriend ever; she’s my forever soulmate no matter what and she deserves the world and even more, she’s also the prettiest and kindest person ever and she’s just so hard on herself but nonetheless I will always wish the best for her and her only in hopes that everything will be better at some point ^^ I just love her sm and will always shower her with so much love and hopefully my sarbear be happy forever and ever <3

my sarbear is the best; she makes me feel loved and shy but i love it

by Thvtete May 4, 2022

Shartbark

When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.

1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.

2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.

by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023

Shartberry

A word used when someone doesn't wanna say a cuss word and they get a bit too creative

"HOLY SHARTBERRY! I stubbed my toe!"

by anonymous September 21, 2023

Sean Sharker Publishing Co.

Le book publishing company of Sean Sharker. You're welcome!

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by RevengeOfTheSeph November 21, 2021

Gentleman's Shakearound

A gay (2 guys) mutual hand job! So one tosses off the other and vice versa.

Me and my boyfriend shared a lovely gentleman's shakearound on the backseat of my mother's ford focus last night.

by flicklawrance November 24, 2011

sharkbait

big dick; someone who is well endowed.

To catch a shark, you need large bait (night crawlers do not cut it in the deep blue sea). To catch a girl, large bait helps too. =)

Ericka was with Steve last night, she said he was hella sharkbait.

by E. Lapeyrollerie May 11, 2009

shardbarking

When a tweaker, or crack head is face down ass up inspecting crumbs in the carpet.

He has been shardbarking, and all he finds is cat litter and toenails.

by Gee Girl June 3, 2016