Sapped Out

totally fucked up, mashed, faded, blacked out, passed out, housed, and oh yea drunk

After nine margaritas, eleven shots of captain, and chugging half a handle of jack, Claudia was sapped out.

by heartdubstep September 14, 2009

Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator May 30, 2012

shopped

Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

by frothe March 31, 2008

Heart-Shaped Box

Song performed by Nirvana. Written by Kurt Cobain to express how he loved Courtney Love but felt suppressed by her.

I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks...

by Flannel Flyer October 4, 2004

Heart Shaped Box

A great Nirvana song

The song's name came from a heart-shaped box Love had given Cobain. However, Cobain had originally titled the song "Heart-Shaped Coffin"

I love you, here' a "Heart Shaped Box"

by Nonameson December 28, 2011