Shaolin

Shaolin is the no joke area of Staten Island.

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by g`s up February 12, 2005

Shaolinmester

A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.

D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?

M:who?

D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.

M: I think he is a retard.

‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:

-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!

Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.

D: I met Shaolinmester's mother yesterday.

by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019

Shaolinsfunnyguy

A funny guy from the borough of Staten Island ( Shaolin ). Kind of like Pete Davidson but shorter and heavier.

Shaolinsfunnyguy is like plus size version of Pete Davidson.

by Clifford Smith November 23, 2021

shaolin

An insanely stupid name given to Staten Island by typical "Staten Island" teens.

"Shaolin in da hizzouse!" said the boy wearing a North Face jacket, an armani xchange shirt and spiked hair.

by Frank September 9, 2004

Shaolin

a person who's diet consists entirely of bakery treats.

a) I plowed through that cake like a Shaolin

b) my wife is such a Shaolin

by shidneh September 2, 2005

Shanklin

A word used to describe a person who is entirely too eager to cut, or shank someone. Usually a small female, but occasionally a gay male, this person always has a knife or a razor blade (or some sharp thing) on their persona, and may often be seen playing with such weapons as if they were toys. Also, a shanklin may appear to thoroughly enjoy cutting or tearing random objects into small pieces, thus being scissor happy.

"Did she pull her knife out again? God, she is such a SHANKLIN!"

"There goes that bladed bitch; her SHANKLIN ass is about to cut some damn body already!"

"Nah, bruh, don't fuck with that fag. He quick to act like a SHANKLIN!"

by SliceEmUpCutEmDown April 1, 2009

shaolin

n. Crazy kung fu shiza that Stephen Chow plays soccer with

Stephen chow used some crazy shaolin during that soccer game!

by Sweetmofugginj April 19, 2005