shambolic

messy, on the verge of going to shambles.

Green Day is not shambolic enough to be a punk band.

by ihi ulu January 13, 2010

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

by PGH15213 September 11, 2013

rho shambo

Two males kick each other in the balls until one of them gives up.

How 'bout a game of Rho Shambo. I got first.

by David Last June 30, 2006

Shamona

Shamona is the word given for doing sexual acts with a person such a kissing etc It derives from the town of Longford in Ireland and even has its own season by the name of ‘Shamona Season’ where the person who does the most Shamona wins.

Brooklyn: Rah bro did you do Shamona with that girl
Kofi: Of course bro Shamona to the world and back !

by Don dada November 26, 2019

shammouth

Extreme fetid from one's mouth. Mostly due to the lack of drinking water, eating fruit and vegetable, and poor digestive system.

The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).

Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.

dude 1: what the fuck is this fuckin smell
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth

dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.

by Gloria Sam1 June 16, 2010

shameover

waking up with the knowledge that your alcoholism has fucked you over once again. often you have no idea why you have a shameover. you just feel regret, shame, self loathing and all the usual shit that comes with a severe hangover. these type of shameovers lead to a series of nerve racking phone calls to discover just how rick battam your performance was the night before. shameovers typically result from: lipping off/ threatening/ fighting innocent people, sleeping with swamp donkeys, male crying, heart to hearts, or injuring yourself while loser drunk. unlike hangovers... shameovers can last days, months and in some cases even years. in certain cases space junk has also been known to lead to shameovers.

...my knuckles were bloody, my knees were skinned, next to me lay a gruesome swamp donkey.... the shameover slowly began to set in.

by geofftaylor August 11, 2006