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shambassador

A person who is known for creating an absolute shit storm, or shambles of a situation
I cannot work with that person again as they are nothing more than a Shambassador

Alison, don't be ridiculous, you are turning into a Shambassador
by BallyBlighter September 26, 2013
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shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity
“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”
by Jongster August 26, 2021
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Shambolic

A psychedelic rock band from Chester PA who existed from 1965 to 1968. They were to be the first band on as an opener for Jimi Hendrix at the Philadelphia Spectrum in 1968. Years hike backstage getting ready , Lemmy, who was Hendrix’s guitar tech at the time, gave each of the members of Shambolic 5 tabs of barrel acid which hit them incredibly hard. While making their way to the stage, they made a wrong turn and went out the back stage exit, ending up on the broad street subway, where they experienced a loss of time experience. They resurfaced from their time jump in the summer of 2021 back in Chester with no real memory of the episode. The band continued on at that point once obtaining a jam space and new equipment. Their first release, the East 25th Street demo Cd was self produced and released in 2023 , and was well received by their peers in the local music scene. The band continues to this day playing sporadic live shows and working on new material.
Tom: “haven’t seen those guys in ages, like decades, it’s like they went full on Shambolic on us and disappeared for 40 years, but hey they still look pretty good, wnd man their new material is heavy as balls!”
by The Quinn August 20, 2023
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complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.
Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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slamblasterfucked

extremely intoxicated, usually to the point of incoherence or strange behavior

derived from its ancestor slamblastered
I drank three 40s last night and was completely slamblasterfucked.
by Arneville August 3, 2007
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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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shambora

you have a big shambora
by ali August 3, 2003
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