Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

shabingus

When you’re just absolutely throbbing hard.

Austin was like totally shabingus when he saw her.

by Beastmozart April 16, 2021

Shabbing

The act of cooking/doing Shabu-Shabu (a Japanese boiled dish)

Person 1: "What are you doing with that food and water?"
Person 2: "Ah, I'm just shabbing"
Person 1: "Cool!! Can I have some?"
Person 2: "Only if you perform a rap in a volcano."

by Vandalbear June 15, 2021

Shaboingboing Doohickey

A term used when one of your friends, typically a fat one says something profoundly retarded.

Henry: Wagadoogie
Nathan: Shaboingboing Doohickey
Henry: Kys

by Wagadoogie August 20, 2023

scrambling lizard

When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.

Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard

by Phylup May 1, 2006