shlampin

shlumped + lampin, so a tired yet comfortable position

weston's not gonna come skate, he's shlampin in his hammock

by justaboywhoshlamps December 1, 2019

Salampa

A salampa is a person who loves one direction with all their heart and would do anything to meet them. Salampa’s are emotionally attached to one direction and want them to reunite.

“Did you see her bedroom full of 1D posters, she is definitely a salampa”

by Ama doughnuts June 7, 2020

Shalame

A smart, handsome man with boundless potential. shalame is a great man with a heart of gold and a loyal companionship and also has a huge cock and can please you in all the right ways.

"Shalame is a very smart man."

by Babatundaes April 15, 2021

shalamone

The process of creating children with a ginger dog

Shalamone

by Shalamone April 21, 2021

shlamping

when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.

the seven eleven employee threw up when joe was shlamping.
joe shlamped 3 times in the past week.

by shlamper300 November 1, 2021

shalamandra

A shalamandra is a person who like to raarraarrarara and weweweeeee

"Hi, how are u shalamandra?"
"Wewewewewew"

by Shalamandrutz November 22, 2021

Shalap

The most fine looking man you'll ever meet, depressed but the prettiest of all. He's probably the one who'll make you believe in love at first sight ;) The one who knows exactly what to say. He's a great listener and a keeper. He's beautiful and the most important, he'll cook cute meals for you when he gets to know you're tired <3

boy - how are you?
girl - I'm doing terrible because i don't have shalap *cries*

by noharsh November 22, 2021