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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
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I'm shining

The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.
WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro
by BagelNutsInYaMouth January 7, 2011
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Shining Sword

When a male is engaging in anal sex with a female and right before he pulls his cock out he punches her on the ass causing her to tighten her ass muscles so he can pull it out with no shit residue on his penis. It comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.
Lonnie: I pulled the good old fashioned "shining sword" maneuver on my bitch last night when I was ass fucking her because I didnt want any shit stains on my cock.

Rory: Ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.
by CatCity Mike June 8, 2011
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Shining Down

Most likely in the top ten section of Lupe Fiasco's best songs. The flow is amazing, as well as the beat, and it has a mysterious vibe to it. Featuring Matthew Santos, it proves to be an equivalent to, in such a case, even the Falcon Punch.

The Song is from the Album LASERS, which stands for Love Always Shines Everytime Remember 2 Smile", being released possibly shortly. Remember, Lupe Fiasco exists as the last hope of actually good hip-hop music.
Chorus:
Look Up in the Sky (Look Up in the Sky)
Look Up in the Sky (Look Up in the Sky)
Look Up in the Sky (Look Up in the Sky)

You thought I was down.
You thought I was gone.
Thought I wasn't around.
Thought I left you alone.
But look up in the sky.
Just look up in the sky.
See that Im everywhere
Everywhere
Shining down on you.

Verse 1:
Well, well
Is that our little author?
Coming back; Humming his hymns a little altered.
Your attention; Put back on the flow like the department of water
Take it off of the door like little Walter
Chess? Yes. Baby, Im Jerry Lawler
Rebel with a cause; Outlaw with the lawyer
Judge, jury like a loop; Rap name Lupe but my daddy named me Warrior
This is his memorial.
(Shoot)

Chorus:
You thought I was down.
You thought I was gone.
Thought I wasn't around.
That I left you alone.
But look up in the sky.
Just look up in the sky.
See that Im everywhere
Everywhere
Shining down on you.

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Lyrics like these bring absolute happiness... *Sigh*, if only 50 Cent and Lil'Wayne were non-existent.
by Lupe Fiasco # 2 October 17, 2009
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shiningpikablu252

A troll, as seen on the pokemon boards at Gamefaqs, who gives crappy advice to people who ask for advice on movesets, like the following:

1: suggesting physical attack moves on pokemon whose attack stats suck and special attack moves on pokemon whose special attack sucks.

2. recommending horrible moves.

3: posting false information as fact. He cleverly gives well-written posts with bad advice to unsuspecting people who are not aware that he is a troll.

4: Ignores the advice from true pokemon fans who are veterans and experienced with pokemon. No matter how many times he is told otherwise, he will not listen to others when they point out the truth.

5. Thinks Gardevoir, a very feminine-looking pokemon, looks awful as a female.

In other words, if you see this person, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. He will ruin your team's movesets!
Shiningpikablue says: “Sneasel should be a special attacker!” Even though Sneasel's special attack is not only its worst stat, but awful as well.
by Jei November 28, 2004
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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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Shaning

To show off, or call attention to ones self by performing a needlessly dangerous stunt with fire.
"He was really shaning on the field last night. Glad no one got hurt."
by muddshark62 March 30, 2015
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