Mad-Shagger

Someone who frequently engages in excessive, random fornication with anyone or anything.

A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!

fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone

by tobiwankanobie May 30, 2014

shegged

To get "bumped" or ripped off.

"Fam, I paid £5 for a bag of sweets."

"HAHAHA you got shegged."

by dmaniac November 25, 2013

top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag

friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

by Vlandor May 28, 2019

Saggedy Anns

Deflated fun bags that rest upon one's stomach that no longer serve any sexually purpose . Saggedy Anns may continue to produce a negligible amount of milk. However, It is NOT to be consumed.

Perky Tits- Omg! I can't even right now. Her Saggedy Anns are so NOT on fleek.
Old Tits- Just shut up. My Saggedy Anns may not be perky, but they are older and wiser. Besides, my tits are none of your concern.
10 year old boy - MAMA I HUUNGY
Old Tits- Go away Billy, momma's milk is spoiled.

by MaryBoo January 21, 2015

fer shiggedy

Slang white-speak, a Caucasian comeback to the Snoop Dog’s ‘fo’ shizzle’ both loosely meaning ‘for sure’ in a way that is downtown and striving at least to be as hip as anything this white ever could be.

Well shit, that’s a 10-4 and fer shiggedy; if I ever heard anything more true, I can’t say what on Earth it’d be!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019

Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018