shaffting

shaffting is basicly another word for boneing or shagging

bill: how was last night
tom: pretty good me and maria had a great shaffting session

by joskin 101 June 7, 2009

saffing

Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.

"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."

by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010

shaffina

Shaffina the sexy beautiful qomen who can take care of macimum or 6 children including her hasbaaand

Oh i want to be like shaffina im sexy

by Shaffina mum January 5, 2018

Shower Shafting

When you masturbate in the shower.

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Shafting

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

by matty8121 May 22, 2010

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011