shoom

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

by One Wanksta December 25, 2009

scoomp da loomp effect

The act of making up the name of an effect in order to prove a point that is otherwise completely non-sensical and inaccurate.

John: If one of those oxygen tanks explodes, all the others beside it will explode as well.

Valerie: That makes no sense at all.

John: Yes it does, its the scoomp da loomp effect.

by Scezchuan Aardvark November 2, 2010

Sloom

1) A group of sloots.

2) A list of girls that have been tainted by an entire brotherhood of hounds and given nick names.

1)"Look at that sloom over there!"

2) Mauled by Bulldog, Shovel Face, Smashleigh, Cumdumpster

by Steven porter December 2, 2003

skooma den

A place e.g. house in the game OBLIVION, to take some skooma

random guy: hey you got some skooma? well if you dont go and get me some and we can be real friends.
you: o.k?
later*

random guy: Wow you got some skooma,now we can be friends.
seconds later inside the skooma den*

you: I will now take your soul.
random guy: o,o,o, ok but let me have yours ok?

you: time to go to sleep hehehe...
random guy: but im not tired...

slashing noises are heard*

by Georgey_boiiii September 4, 2007

Sfoos

a term used to describe someone who is in terrible shape. Or someone who is so fucking out of shape

this dipshit can't even run 3miles he is Sfoos

This sfoos motha fucka can't even do 10 push ups

by don encarnocion June 18, 2009

Stoomer

A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.

'That was a Stoomer of a goal'

by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009

swoomz

Baby slang for mushrooms, often but not always referring to the psychadelic variety.

I am twippin bawlz on de swoomz homeboy.

by samson jones blac September 29, 2013