The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016
Get the 5 minute secretary break mug.A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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sexratary • sexretary • sexatary • Sexratarian • Sextratary • Fat Sexretary • I'm not his secratary • Secretary • Sematary • sexcretary
Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"
Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007
Get the glorified secretary mug.Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.
1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!
by flo123 August 27, 2005
Get the sexatary mug.A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
Get the sexretary mug.Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.
by JMAC145 April 20, 2016
Get the secretary ass mug.secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
stewardesses = longer than secretary
by silkster October 19, 2005
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