The Mike Tyson experience

The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.

Damn johnny gave Emily The Mike Tyson experience

by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw July 13, 2022

Timmy Experience

When nothing goes your way and you hate yourself.

Friend 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Friend 2: "I'm having the Timmy Experience."
Friend 1: "Tough"

by Oropez October 28, 2021

experience of a lifetime

The experience of a lifetime cannot be taken lightly nor summed up in a single word. It should be earth moving and soul lifting. The smile on your face will reflect it every single day. Your heart will definitely race.

The love, joy and happiness my Pamela has overflowed me with is the experience of a lifetime.

by Eternal Flame March 6, 2018

The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.

Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.

by Rosey1591 May 11, 2020

Kid Experience

A time when one must take the car out for a pleasant drive at a busy hour in the neighborhood, notably a gated community with many families. You might encounter many kids in the streets playing...

Dad: Hey son, let's go driving today around our gated community.
Son: Alright! Sounds good!

They both walk outside, and see many kids playing.

Dad: Uh, looks like it's crowded today.
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Looks like you're going to have, ehh, a Kid Experience!
Son: ...

by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Starbucks Experience

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.

Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008