Serpentsounds

Serpentsounds is a sexy genius that lives on IRC. He makes sounds like 'ssssssssssss' (like a serpent). Serpentsounds needs a different hobby.

Man 1: Did you see that crazy shit that Serpentsounds scripted?
Man 2: Yeah dude he needs to occupy his time with something else.

by EssEss January 2, 2009

Sexping

The act of committing "Skype sex." Popular because unlike phone sex and sexting, you can actual see the person you are sexping.

My boyfriend and I were sexping last night and in the process he broke his webcam. Don't ask.

by nickiminajfan June 16, 2010

serpent

A biblical term for Satan.

"Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”" -Genesis 3:1

by MusicPudding12345678 March 31, 2019

Slickin' the Sea Serpent

a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.

"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."

by Le Douche Bag January 10, 2009

sexspenders

Black suspenders worn by Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. Named sexspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.

Rob no longer wears the sexspenders because Kellan Lutz borrowed them and stretched them out at a convention.

by MPWastingMorn September 30, 2009

sexpect

to expect something sexually

"i hope maria doesn't sexpect i'll go down on her tonight"

by fredrick1222 May 14, 2006

sexpert

Someone who is an expert at sex and sexual topics.

My girlfriend and I were having issues with our sex life and got advice from a sexpert.

by dougf March 16, 2009