monkey sex

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.

Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.

by doowopTown July 27, 2009

Crazy animal monkey sex

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.

Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess

by Jemberly December 26, 2011

Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)

Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!

by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018

hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

by John Smith May 2, 2003

Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

by Segun A. May 14, 2005

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs really out here playing like monkey sex

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

hot radioactive monkey sex

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.

Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.

by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003