secret taco

Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.

Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.

Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.

Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.

by Asparaguest February 23, 2017

secretute

Secretary that give sexual favors to her boss in exchange for money, gifts, promotions, etc. Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some prefer prostitary for that matter

I went up to his office and saw his secretute giving him a bj

by mzu December 23, 2008

cope, seethe, dilate

A combination of three popular internet insults.

Cope: denial of often harsh truths.

Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.

Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.

(in an argument with an online internet individual)

"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.

"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."

by Captain_Slow June 10, 2013

trade secret

The secretive skills used by somebody to do what they do. Usually referring to certain social skills or ways of doing something.

Boy1: Man, how do you get all the ladies?
Boy2: Sorry Bruh. It's a trade secret.
Boy1: You're gonna have to teach me the skills.

by MrEnobmort July 24, 2015

Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006