"Ally-sammie is online"
by aqxa on yt May 10, 2022
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by aqxa on yt May 10, 2022
Get the Ally-Sammie mug.Someone whose intellectual capacity is limited to brain stem functions. Usually results in very short-sighted and selfish decisions.
"I feel bad for Bob, his life is one problem after another"
"Face it, he is a stemmie. He could not make a good decision to save his life."
"Face it, he is a stemmie. He could not make a good decision to save his life."
by jfburke619 October 10, 2012
Get the Stemmie mug.Sammie is a loyal girl that you can always count on. She is kind, smart and always knows how to have fun. A Sammie will make you feel like the most important person in the world, she will give you her undivided attention and never give up on you. If you ever meet one, don’t let her go.
by Autumn Hecklan June 2, 2018
Get the Sammie mug.a different take on the word "semen", used sometimes as an escape for guys that are straight (questionably) but love using the word often in casual conversation because of its fun sound and comical implication.
especially useful for a guy whose friends are extreme homophobes.
especially useful for a guy whose friends are extreme homophobes.
-example 1-
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semen last night.
donald: oh dude, that's so gay.
zach: (goes over by the kitchen and pulls 'rewind' lever)
donald: hey dude, what's up?
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semmen last night.
donald: hmm, thats slightly unfamiliar, but i'm ok with it.
-example 2-
gabe: so today i went to blockbuster, licked some semmen off of a muscular man's pectorals, watched grey's anatomy instead of scrubs, and played some guitar.
meeka: whoa wait a minute! what was like the 2nd or 3rd thing you said??
gabe: licked semmen off a dude's chest?
meeka: no! the next one!
gabe: oooh, i watched grey's.
meeka: man you're such a fagle who likes guys and is gay; scrubs is way better than grey's anatomy... it has drama and comedy! and plus, people who just say "grey's" are even more gay.
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semen last night.
donald: oh dude, that's so gay.
zach: (goes over by the kitchen and pulls 'rewind' lever)
donald: hey dude, what's up?
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semmen last night.
donald: hmm, thats slightly unfamiliar, but i'm ok with it.
-example 2-
gabe: so today i went to blockbuster, licked some semmen off of a muscular man's pectorals, watched grey's anatomy instead of scrubs, and played some guitar.
meeka: whoa wait a minute! what was like the 2nd or 3rd thing you said??
gabe: licked semmen off a dude's chest?
meeka: no! the next one!
gabe: oooh, i watched grey's.
meeka: man you're such a fagle who likes guys and is gay; scrubs is way better than grey's anatomy... it has drama and comedy! and plus, people who just say "grey's" are even more gay.
by one-third american, two-thirds decent person December 27, 2008
Get the semmen mug.by MangoTheGreat March 17, 2018
Get the sempie mug.Contraction for "send me", in the same manner as "give me"=gimme and "want to"=wanna, "send me"=semme.
by bubbadudda February 25, 2009
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