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Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
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Socratic Seminar

Torture for the quiet kids. Forces them to speak to get a good grade. Usually run by the big nerds that keep on talking all the time and other kids "agreeing" to everything they say.
Girl 1: "Hey did you hear that we will have a Socratic Seminar next week?"
Quiet kid: "Really? I don't know shit?" *Opens backpack*
by digbickkid November 22, 2019
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semantics

The main purpose for internet forums.
The study of discussing the meaning/interpretation of words or groups of words within a certain context; usually in order to win some form of argument.
Now come on, let's not get bogged down in semantics.
by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
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The Seminole

A sexually transmitted disease (STD) contracted only by students attending Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida.

It is an amalgamation of every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind contracted by FSU students who engage in coitus and other promiscuous activities on the FSU campus with multiple partners.

Its epidemiology shows that it is most common among students involved in Greek Life and all other students who just party really damn hard.
John: "God damn, pull out my racks! I have those love pains in my groin and these nasty painful discharges...and a high fever...and weird spots on my skin....and bugs crawling in my pubic hairs."

Laura: "Sounds like you've got The Seminole!"

John: "Damn my life of seediness and debauchery!"
by Crater, Esq. February 3, 2012
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Anti-Semantic

adj.
Being against the arguing of meanings or definitions of words.
"Look, I just don't care if the Holocaust refers specifically to the murder of the Ashkenazi Jews or if it can be used more broadly to the Nazi's persecution of other minorities!"

"Wow, stop being so anti-semantic! This is important."
by therichardstill September 4, 2009
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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
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Seminole Juice

Developed in 1966 at the Florida State University, Seminole Juice was designed to trump the University of Florida's popular sport drink Gatorade. It was nowhere near as popular and was removed from the shelves after it was found to cause rectal bleeding. The taste was equated to burnt hair or Mung Cheese. Nowadays, the term is used to describe a horrible and often retarded invention or idea. See also: Tapler
That's fucking retarded, any stupider and that's Seminole Juice worthy.
by Juan Lucas Simms November 21, 2010
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