sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Sement

Road cum . Plain and simple . Road cum

Stranger : Sement

by 4RG May 21, 2021

sementhropist

One who donates their semen/sperm for the good of others.

Jim: Hey man, it sucks that you're sterile and shit.
Kenneth: Yo dawg, is aight, we's gonna find us a sementhropist!

by elSementhropist January 26, 2011

Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019

semenatrix

A virtual world where the perception of semen is both fake and reality. where the molecules of all living organisms are composed of semen.

oh shit. i'm ejaculating so hard that i can't tell whether its real or not.

i must be in the semenatrix

by r K e l l y z March 8, 2010

semenar

When a score of people simultaneously perform acts of the fellative nature

"I totally skipped my freshman semenar today. Not feeling too good about that. Participation grade's worth 30%"

by ArgusSlayer March 18, 2009

Chelsea Semenza

Site model for Myspace; hot, brown hair, known as Chelsea Chaaos

Chelsea Chaaos always edits her pics so well! (chelsea semenza)

by AskJeeeves November 28, 2010