I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest!
by turkishcoffe May 20, 2014
Get the selfish mug.what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.
but many people mistake selfishness for greed.
you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
but many people mistake selfishness for greed.
you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!
Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.
Person 1: ....... fuck you.
Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.
Person 1: ....... fuck you.
by think outside the box November 26, 2006
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An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.
by justiferous November 11, 2010
Get the selfish bitch mug.A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
by Arthritis July 27, 2009
Get the selfish mug.Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
Get the selfish shellfish mug.When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
by Totes McGoates November 4, 2010
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