the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

Sciles

"Sciles" is the ship name between best friends Stiles Stilinski and Scott McCall from the MTV show, Teen Wolf.

Stiles: "Scott you're my best friend, and I need you...Scott you're my brother."

Entire Fandom: OH MY LORD THAT SCILES SCENE BROKE MY HEART

by Clary Herondale July 25, 2016

the snack that smiles back

According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.

homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)

kid: You can afford goldfish?

homeless guy: Nope.

by Freefster May 17, 2011

smiles and cries

Noun. The good and bad of life. You have to have some of one to appreciate the other. For every smile, you cry about something else. And for every cry, you will have something to smile about later.

It was a tough day when we lost the recording contract. That's smiles and cries for you. Things will get better soon.

by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

Stiles Stilinski

Don't go any further unless you want to get emotionally attached to the most amazing abominable snowman ever

an abominable snowman. but it's more of a wintertime thing, you know seasonal, is one of Stiles best quotes in my opinion, he is the hottest human alive and everyone must worship him. Stiles is one of the best teen wolf characters

The real name of Stiles Stilinski, one of the main characters on MTV’s Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf: Search for a Cure. He is portrayed by Dylan O'Brien.

by Stiles_Stilinski_lover January 25, 2021

stilessexual

Being attracted to Stiles Stilinski from the show Teen Wolf.

I’m stilessexual and I am in love with him.

by Dracos.wife.20 June 22, 2021

Sailesh

The sexiest, hottest, cutest human on earth.

You'd be lucky to have a Sailesh.

by A_S_ November 22, 2021