sneedy

An amalgamation of the two words, seedy and needy. Generally when one has not masturbated or experienced sexual release for an extended period of time. Becoming sneedy can affect judgement i.e a 6 becomes a 9. Meaningless activities performed by a person(s) off the opposite sex make you become aroused.

Man #1 : Ummmm, you sip that coffee you dirty girl.
Man #2 : Man, you're sneedy. Go bash one out.

by Undy May 8, 2013

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children

Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 2, 2021

Ally Sheedy

my current obsession. She was hot in the breakfast club, and better in "high art".

Ally Sheedy has a great smile and nice teeth.

by diamondsandrust November 9, 2006

Seedy

Run down and shady.

The old casino had ripped vinyl seats and only 3 slot machines. It was a really seedy place.

by belly dancer May 10, 2003

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010