Weapon of Crass Seduction

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.

"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.

by Benncm November 30, 2011

verbal reduction

The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them

"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"

by Ballet_Queen June 7, 2005

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.

I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.

by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."

by Dave Egner March 8, 2008

seduction

The fine way of flirting.

Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
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Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady

by Zee Dogg July 5, 2007