Secondary Savior
When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.
You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.
When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.
You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.
1. "Aw Fuck just my luck, I was about to jizz to Alexas Texas and the video just abruptly stopped, what a waste of a good nutt"
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"
2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."
SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"
2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."
SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
Get the Secondary Saviormug. Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
Get the Secondary Beatingmug. Sure, it's British and Scottish and MAYBE even Irish, but in Canada we call it secondary school too. It comes after Elementary School and Middle School, and in more eastern provinces, Junior Secondary.
Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.
The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.
The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Two students are eating lunch outside in -10 celsius conditions.
Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."
Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."
Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010
Get the Secondary Schoolmug. This place= Hell.
Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.
It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.
BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.
It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.
But other than that 10/10 school
Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.
It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.
BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.
It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.
But other than that 10/10 school
by Lovely pseudonym March 1, 2017
Get the brookswood secondarymug. by Britbabe July 1, 2003
Get the secondary schoolmug. A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.
A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.
A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.
Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-
by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010
Get the Secondary channelmug. British equivalent to torture. You are forced to wake up early, wear an over-priced, crappy uniform and sit through hours of mind control and brain washing. Most of the people at secondary school end up either dropping out or becoming severely depressed. Very few are actually happy in this prison-like institution, and even fewer make it out alive.
by Weirdest Words April 23, 2020
Get the Secondary Schoolmug.