neymars reincarnation, usually lurking around discord, on fifa, and on the pitch. bros a sexy beast and a discord legend, his name on discord is shayanman<33.#6700
shayanman stole my girl-everyone
by shayanman November 16, 2021
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Yo...do we have any vegans coming to the BBQ?
No...I think they are all seagans now so as long as you aren't using butter on the shrimp kabobs we are cool.
No...I think they are all seagans now so as long as you aren't using butter on the shrimp kabobs we are cool.
by Mike.... December 26, 2007
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by Valocko October 30, 2010
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Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?
Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.
Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.
by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009
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+ VERY FORGETFUL... might forget the most important things you can possibly think of... credit card, house key, iphone,.... life .... but overall Shayan is the king of the jungle ...
+ VERY FORGETFUL... might forget the most important things you can possibly think of... credit card, house key, iphone,.... life .... but overall Shayan is the king of the jungle ...
HES SO SHAYANNNNNNNNN!
by queen of the jungle February 3, 2010
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by PrincipalityofSealand July 25, 2010
Get the Sealand mug.A Shayane is an ethereal beauty walking this earth. She is fit, but can eat a pizza by herself and steal half of yours too. She is humorous in a way that only the closest of friends will understand. She is open to others in a group, but shy when alone with just somebody. Shayane has the most alluring eyes that are bright blue during summer, green in the winter and grey when she's sad. And when she gives you her absolute, undivided attention with those striking eyes and you meet her stare, try not to shake at the sheer power in them. Her hair is a saturated, dirty blonde colour, with streaks of light brown. A Shayane has the best ass ever.
She is a great listener and more often that not does she give you a solution to your problem that has something to do with hitting, even if she isn't *that* aggressive herself. Many people flock to her, because she is such a kind-hearted woman. She is very caring and understanding. Everyone wants to be her for a day. Shayane cannot, for the life of her, cook or hold presentations well. You will create the best memories of your life with her, mainly because she is the girl that comes up with the worst ideas that you go along with. And god help anybody that messes with her friends.
She isn't a great academic, sporty on occasions, yet she has this uncontrollable energy inside her. She has a happy-go-by aura that attracts everyone, men and women. She has a hidden side that tends to stay hidden. Everybody needs to have a Shayane in their lives.
She is a great listener and more often that not does she give you a solution to your problem that has something to do with hitting, even if she isn't *that* aggressive herself. Many people flock to her, because she is such a kind-hearted woman. She is very caring and understanding. Everyone wants to be her for a day. Shayane cannot, for the life of her, cook or hold presentations well. You will create the best memories of your life with her, mainly because she is the girl that comes up with the worst ideas that you go along with. And god help anybody that messes with her friends.
She isn't a great academic, sporty on occasions, yet she has this uncontrollable energy inside her. She has a happy-go-by aura that attracts everyone, men and women. She has a hidden side that tends to stay hidden. Everybody needs to have a Shayane in their lives.
Friend 1: Damn, did you see that girl?
Friend 2: Yeah, *drools* must be a Shayane..
Boy: She's perfect girlfriend-material
Girl: She's the best friend you could ever have
Friend 2: Yeah, *drools* must be a Shayane..
Boy: She's perfect girlfriend-material
Girl: She's the best friend you could ever have
by ManonBlackbeak February 24, 2017
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