seatage

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

SEWTACOS

If you hooked this up you have meet this scammer in mm2 or others

A player named SEWTACOS said my sister then her friend got hacked and she wants to scam you for a seer

by chrisg223 April 27, 2020

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

seatscam

When you have to get up from your chair to do something, and someone steals your seat. You can save yourself from a seatscam if, before you leave, you call "no seatscams".

Ted tried to take Gary's seat, but unfortunately Gary had called "no seatscams", so he had to surrender the seat to its original owner.

by Krakko January 11, 2008

sextacy

the amazing sex you have whilst rolling on e

yo last night i was rolled some e and had the best sextacy of my life

by p00pi3 January 27, 2009

shatacular

(shã tãk' yü lər) adj. inspiring as much enthusiam as the recorded works of William Shatner (also shatastic)

Wow, her new Pomeranian is really shatacular.

by Voilodion Ghagnasdiak February 26, 2008

Sextacular

The sexiest and most amazing person in the world. Also has a great personality and is awkward. Someone who is said "sextacular" is not a good dancer, made up their own "dougie" and can make almost any girl swoon with his amazing voice.

Spelling: Z-A-C-H P-O-R-T-E-R often mistakenly spelt like

C-A-ME-R-O-N Q-U-I-S-E-N-G but that is BIG misspelling error.

Girl 1: "Hey do you know how to spell sextacular?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's easy Z-A-C-H P-O-R-T-E-R!"
Girl 3: "Oh i thought it was C-A-M-"
Girl 2: "HELL TO THE NO."
Girl 3: "Oh...Okay."
Girl 1: "Thanks for clarifying!"

by porterdisorder123 September 13, 2011