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Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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Scurcuffle

to roast or beat someone up , no context, just a word i think we should use (gigi.tlo)
Bro, yesterday iJasminetotally scurcuffled Gigi... it was lowkey craaaaazy.
by gigi.tlo November 29, 2022
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Squfuffler

Someone who does stupid/idiotic things without realising.
Jerrys annoys me without seeing a problem, he's a Squfuffler
by DrPie27 June 15, 2018
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Scrufflet

A cute word used to describe a lady gardener, who is covered in either mud, twigs, leaves, or all of the above. Scruffy from working hard creating magic in her allotment/garden like a total boss.

A cute girl who is currently in a scruffy state.
"Oh boy, I look like such a scrufflet right now."

A: "OMG, look at you! You look Stunning!"
B: "Hehe, aww thank you. Normally I'm a muddy scrufflet in the garden."
by EmAlGdn February 6, 2021
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scrumfuffle

A portmanteau of "Scrum" (ie. "a huddle, convening of a small group for a purpose"), and "kerfuffle" (ie. "a terrible mess of a situation"). When a group of developers come together for a scrum meeting, it can quickly and easily devolve into a "scrumfuffle" when bickering begins over sizing and assigning work. Or bickering over which text editor to use (ie. VIM or EMACS)
What was supposed to be a simple meeting to figure out our team's action plan, quickly fell apart into a scrumfuffle once Eric brought up his immense disdain for Adele, a singer universally beloved by millions
by sleuthing4meaning August 25, 2021
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scrumfuffle

A portmanteau of "Scrum" (ie. "a huddle, convening of a small group for a purpose"), and "kerfuffle" (ie. "a terrible mess of a situation"). It could be a situation when developers (or another team) meet to discuss a plan and then the entire purpose of the meeting/scrum is lost, and chaos ensues when arguments arise. Such bickering frequently occurs during scrums over work sizing and assignments. Or over rival text editor factions (ie. VIM or EMACS)
Our quick team meeting to decide our action plan quickly devolved into a scrumfuffle after Eric brought up his disdain for Beyonce, a singer universally beloved by millions
by sleuthing4meaning August 25, 2021
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