Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.

By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!

by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021

Scunthorpe

A shit hole full of inbreds who's football team has a shit ground.

In Hull's KC shadow.

Why have we got loads of injuries.
The ref was biassed.
We're so hard done by.
Moan, moan, fucking moan.

by Tigershark760 January 16, 2004

Scunthorpe

An awful place in North Lincolnshire. Likely to get shanked up but Scunny Firm. Only go here to be able to say you went to sCUNThorpe.

Davide: yo bro I'm off Scunthorpe this weekend for the football match.
Ferdinand: don't get thanked up my man
Serga: shut up Ferdinand, you are one big sCUNThorpe
Ferdinand: sorry my g

by jewelsarelovely March 9, 2020

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe a town in North Lincolnshire East Midlands where you will come across a crackhead lying on a sofa in a back ally prostitutes will beg you to go with them for a fiver they have some famous faces such as Cedric crackhead Kev BIG dad who will tell you then government looks on your phone also the town centre is a place of such creatures like crackheads and spice heads lying on the floor Frodingham road is the place to buy cheap takeaways and fake cigarettes and your likely to get stabbed or shot walking up there on your own scunny is a wonderful place where you see the local smackheads punching bus windows and drug dealers on dirt bikes getting chased by the “feds” shouting fuck the feds

You ever been to Scunthorpe

by Scunthorpe July 6, 2022

Scutch

A real good fucking or beating. Informal term. Derogatory term. Darwen lingo

"Ey yer fuck-pig, brew up or I'll scutch thee". Father Vern, 2014.
"Scutch up you motherscutcher" Father La Vern, Ala bamboo bay
Me gimmer lambs need scutchin'. Father Vern, 2015.

by The real slim scutchy June 16, 2016

scutcher

A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.

Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.

1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.

2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.

3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop

by the lord of southfields January 19, 2010

Scutch

A cute nickname to call someone, mostly a friend

Hey scutch, wanna go on a date later?

by Anus Keithwhore March 14, 2011