nose scrunch

Quite possibly the cutest facial expression a girl can ever do. Popularized by a tik tok challenge.

Guy- “Wow that girls pretty ugly”
Girl-*does a nose scrunch*
Guy- “holy shit have my kids you’re so cute”

by Asian fellow August 23, 2019

scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

on the scratcher

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017