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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
by Arche December 25, 2009
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
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Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
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Scrolliosis

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"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
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