scooparound

When a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all sexual activity has been concentrated around the ass area. The assumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs

Man 1: "Hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!"

Man 2: "Really, congrats man that's awesome"

Man 1: "Yeah I don't know how that happened there must have been some leakage..."

Man 2: "Either that or she's done the scooparound"

by Judmeister May 5, 2010

scroopilicious

a person place thing or idea that is whitty smart and above all down right fine

Hannah is so scroopilicious... i love her.

by Hannah Benson December 9, 2003

scroobadoob

A nerd with glasses. Described as a Ford F-150. Smarter then the average teenager.

Robert: Your such noob
Michael: No I am not, I am a scroobadoob

by TechnologyWubs November 22, 2014

scoopage

Cleavage, often of the epic variety, as displayed by a scoop or vee-neck shirt, sweater, or otherwise.

JFC, did you see the scoopage on the girl playing pool? She pulled her phone out of there a minute ago -- I think I'm in love.

by socialentropytheory April 30, 2011

Scropage

Fucking a goose and when you are just about to cum, break its neck so that its ass muscles contract resulting in a heightened orgasm.

My mate Geoff has just been down the farm, he fancied a bit of scropage

by Kunkyape January 22, 2009

scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Scoopage

news, a new event, a scoop

I've got some scoopage to share

by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017