Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

by AB Banana August 16, 2008

Scrooginess

Developed from the word Scrooge after the christmas character who hated all things Christmas. Scrooginess is a state of being like a "Scrooge" Kill Joy, mean spirited, wet blanket, fun burglar, downer, character when proclaiming personal distaste for anything based on the Christmas holiday theme.

Sorry can't bring myself to watch Will Farrel...... ick! But you go right ahead and Enjoy!
Scrooginess has been demonstrated in the above comments posted on the public forum facebook and pertains to the posting, "I love the movie Elf" in which Will Farrel has the lead role.

by Albekerke Winchester November 28, 2009

Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.

"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."

by The Fish September 3, 2007

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013

Crooning

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

by Stickythings August 4, 2016