screenfense

The act of concealing the content on one's computer monitor or screen through various techniques such as body blocking, screen tilting, or rapid minimizing. This is normally conducted in an open space such as work where the computer moniter faces a high traffic area. An alliteration of defense

Kelsea: Did you see that raunchy video of my sorority party?
Josh: Not yet! I was on screenfense all day at work because there was so many people around.

by fraxinous6356 November 27, 2012

Screenhead

a person who is so mesmerized with their phone that they cannot hold a conversation or properly function in society.

"I went out to dinner with 2 screenheads yesterday and there was absolutely no conversation the entire time."
"Gia is such a screenhead!"

by cardi g June 15, 2018

Black screening

If someone “black screening” you they are sending black pictures on social media (Like Snapchat) only and nothing else.

Omg I tired of katelyn black screening me!..

by Heheclo July 17, 2018

Screenis Envy

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

sceenie weenie

A scene kid who is a complete and utter weenie, and goes from show to show with their butt-jeans and weird hair, spending their parents' money on shitty shit.

Sarah and Abbey are going to an All That Remains Dying Of The Fetusmother show. they bummed money off of their parents so they could get in and also buy t-shirts and EPs. they brought their camera phones so they can take myspace pictures. They wear the admission bracelets for five days afterwards. They are sceenie weenies.

by Natey October 20, 2007

Sceenie Teenie

A young person who is part of an artistic or social "scene"; also, a young person who tries to fit into a "scene", esp. musical, by wearing skin-tight jeans, chuck taylors, sleeveless shirts, girlish hair, rides a rusty beach cruiser and listens to indie bands. Often called "Indie Rats" or "Rat kids" - such young men and women are quick to drop the names of at least 50 bands on their Myspace pages.

Yelled at a group of kids leaving an Indie Rock concert "Sceeeeeenie Teeeeeeeeeenie".

Conversation:

Man, if those sceenie teenies dont turn down that damn music, i'm donna kick them in the dink.

by Prolly October 26, 2005