Scoypes

Scoypes are the pubic hairs on men that can be found posterior to the testicles in an area known as the “taint.” Although most commonly found in the taint area, the scoype’s natural habitat ranges from the taint, all the way through the northern end of “Death Valley.” Scoypes are often shorter than standard pubic hair for a variety of reasons. Born into naturally humid and dark habitat, scoypes also frequently fall victim to friction breaks and overly aggressive wiping.

Dammit Frank, you left your scoypes all over the toilet seat again.

by Dark Griswald January 17, 2021

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Scoypes

Scoypes are the pubic hairs on men that can be found posterior to the testicles in an area known as the “taint.” Although most commonly found in the taint area, the scoype’s natural habitat ranges from the taint, all the way through the northern end of “Death Valley.” Scoypes are often shorter than standard pubic hair for a variety of reasons. Born into naturally humid and dark habitat, scoypes also frequently fall victim to friction breaks and overly aggressive wiping.

Dammit Frank, you left your scoypes all over the toilet seat again.

by Dark Griswald January 17, 2021

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scozzer

In Australian usage, a rich bogan. (Bogan being Australian for chav (UK) or white trash (US).) Scozzers have usually become rich after achieving success in sports (particularly cricket and footy) or entertainment (particularly manufactered pop stars or Big Brother contestants).

I heard Shane Warne got sprung nailing a 16-year-old at his Surfers Paradise mansion. What a stupid scozzer he is.

by botheration July 13, 2007

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