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London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.
Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"
by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018
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1, 2 switcheroo

When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.
Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.

Man 2: OK?

Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
by kennyj48 October 24, 2013
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coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew
we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo
by dm03514 July 30, 2010
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buggaboo-switcheroo

When a man fucks a woman in such a way that he goes- ass, vagina, ass, vagina, ass, vagina...
Melissa got a UTI from Aaron because they were doing the buggaboo-switcheroo
by babynins April 6, 2010
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Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.
Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013
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hiney smoocheroo

Hiney Smoocheroo was first coined by Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live, April 25, 2020. Specifically, Pete explained the necessity of using this term because the language written on the New York City Health Department Memo was not appropriate for SNL and was subject to censorship. Hiney Smocheroo is the family friendly translation of municipal health department terminology for doing something sexual where the sun don't shine...

or put it another way, like a "man the moon".
Honey, don't give me no hiney smocheroo - not in quarantine! I don't want to eat shit and die!

Or like Dennis Hopper said on Blue Velvet: Hiney Smoocheroo? Fuck Corona! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!
by Bob Who April 26, 2020
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Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.
THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011
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